I was a taller girl too, once.
04 November 2020 @ 08:37 pm
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I was a taller girl too, once.
The Hon. Rev. C. Cornelius Anderson, Esq., PdF Presents The Marrying Man. Pilot: The Best Laid Plans
Author: Regala Electra
Fandom: Glee
Pairing: Kurt/Blaine
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 4,629
Written For: abluegirl
Summary: No one should tell Cooper a secret. And nobody but Kurt and Blaine should plan anything.
Author’s Notes: Written for the Klaine Wedding Minibang.

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Today is going to be wonderful. It may be blind optimism, it may be his husband’s cock grinding into his ass in the glorious early moments of Kurt waking up and being decidedly horny, but Blaine is absolutely sure that he’s going to have a great day, a great rehearsal, and before he even gets out of bed to start his day, really great sex.Collapse )
 
 
 
I was a taller girl too, once.
10 February 2013 @ 09:03 pm
Oh hey it's my birthday next Saturday. I plan on doing the exciting thing of hanging out with people. Actually, it'll be nice (I hope!) as I don't mind keeping things simple this year as opposed to trying to pull off some extravaganza. Getting a blizzard this past Friday totally fucked up my original weekend plans though so I have a lot of last minute shopping and I'm going to wind up spending more money than I originally intended. Damn city prices.
 
 
I was a taller girl too, once.
17 January 2013 @ 10:05 am
I do enjoy intelligent conversations about media, especially if it makes me go, what an interesting interpretation! I never thought of it that way, so good on you for suggesting it. Even if it wasn't the intention of the creator, it's fun to think about!

I roll my eyes at people who have to obsessively research and basically pull out of their own asses deep and meaningful interpretations that never existed. But I cannot blame them. For when I did my own meaningful academic studies (aka googled a dictionary website and plugged in a word), I see that the Greek origins imply a sort of privacy, almost as if one's own ought not be conductive to share with the world at large.

Because if a word was used in Ancient times, it must be important and have a greater contextual meaning.

(Idiot. The word I looked up for its historical origin was idiot. The dictionary did not recognize dumbass, alas.)

And I was a fucking English major. Making up shit was kind of how I got through college.
 
 
I was a taller girl too, once.
14 January 2013 @ 04:48 pm
In a month and a couple of days I'm turning 30. And, logging into lj, I just realized that my 10 year lj anniversary is in four days time. Sigh. Turning 30 isn't bothering me, I look GOOD for 30, and may I continue to look good for many years to come.

Having a lj for ten years and not using it kind of blows.

Remember when I was active on lj? Remember when lj was active? Those were the days. I escaped 10 years ago from a pit of some frustrating wankery to lj, promising myself that I'd totally figure out how to be awesome at this fandom thing and then 10 years later, I'm more often on tumblr (I'm on a semi-break at the moment), apologizing to old (and dear) friends for reblogging/talking about fannish things that I know they hate and biting my tongue about stupid fandom things that aren't new except people have found new words for them...and I swear guys, Joss will totally make Angel and Spike being gay 100% canon. what if we spam the Bronze board, maybe that way Joss will acknowledge our one true ship. Too bad we couldn't donate to a charity for vampire bats. And then send blood sausages to the sets. We demand to be taken seriously!

It's like 12 years since I've been active in fandom, guess what I've lost? My patience. I do like a hell of a lot of people (a shocker because I tend to be a "everyone get off my lawn" sort of person, even if I don't have a lawn) but I just wish a hell of a lot of people would just admit their goddamn biases or be like, "I am invested in things that are dumb and fun. Look at me, doing these dumb and fun things. I am enjoying myself but acknowledge this is a silly flight of fancy that might have some depth to be gained but it is also a thing that is not all that serious."

Hence why I love a good dick joke.

I totally opened up this entry to rant about something, my annoyance with THIS HAS HAPPENED BEFORE IT WILL HAPPEN AGAIN fandom irritants that people are so fucking shocked happened (OMG INVASION OF A CELEBRITY'S PERSONAL LIFE? WHAT GOD HAS AFFLICTED OUR FANDOM WITH SUCH A HORROR...oh my source tells me that it isn't true...OH WAIT IT IS AND HERE ARE THE PICS THAT PROVE IT. I SHALL REBLOG THEM ONLY NINE TIMES AND THEN SHAME EVERYONE WHO REBLOGS HI-RES PROOF).

Have I turned into Danny Glover? Am I now too old for this shit? Of course not, hell sometimes the most awful fans (in mean-spiritedness, in cruelty to novice fans) tend to be older fans who have long played in the fandom game and ought to know better.

Maybe I'm feeling that aimless "in-between fadom" thing which annoys me greatly as I like being fannishly engaged. But as I'm no good at being in a movie fandom, that leaves TV and the show I secretly love best, Once Upon a Time, is not going to be a fannish thing for me because I'm not up for arguing about why a villain might not always make the right decisions and why redemption isn't instantly provided on a fancy engraved card, absolving all past deeds.

Maybe I'll make fancy engraved cards for my birthday party and hand out to everyone who attends for thanking them for dealing with my asshole self.

The other issue is that I have a ton of stories I want to write for a fandom I ought to not participate in (because I'm deeply bitter the moment, it's like my darkest days of BtVS/AtS fandom, hello THIS HAS ALL HAPPENED BEFORE, how the fuck are eyou?) and my annoyance totally kills my productivity. I like writing fic, dammit, give me a positive reason to WANT to keep doing what I love.
 
 
I was a taller girl too, once.
31 December 2012 @ 10:00 pm
My year in review, fic edition. Although I guess I did have a couple of personal big changes in my life, the major one being I starting working a new place, for a company I've really grown to enjoy, despite having to be a party pooper unable to go to all the cool activities arranged for the holidays (partially because I got so incredibly sick a couple of weeks ago the likes of which I hope I never experience again).

So here's a list of fic what I wrote. All glee things, naturally, becaues those are the stories my brain has wanted me to tell. I think I'll try branching out in 2013 if inspiration strikes.

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I was a taller girl too, once.
a dream before waking
Author: Regala Electra
Fandom: Glee
Pairing: Kurt/Blaine
Rating: PG
Spoilers: AU, with reference to a S3 Glee character, and the end of S1/early S2 of Once Upon a Time
Summary: He remembers.
Total word count: ~570
Author's Notes: Last month icedwhitemochas had requested someone write a Glee/Once Upon a Time crossover and this is what I sent her, now cleaned up for your reading pleasure. Set after the S1 finale/start of S2, after the curse in Storybrooke is broken.


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It’s another day, another lesson and he tries very hard to pay attention to his student while something inside him aches faintly, a dream he almost had the night before still haunting him.Collapse )
 
 
 
I was a taller girl too, once.
30 September 2012 @ 10:29 pm
- I have feedback to answer! That I will probably not be able to do for a bit as I'm about to pass out and sleep for a Damn Good Long While.

- Nearly had a meltdown driving this morning. After picking up groceries (fyi Trader Joe's gluten free cookies are made of angel crack powder goodness), I was heading home when I see that the major road that I need to drive over is blocked off. I think at first it's just that intersection (there are cops around, so hmm, maybe an accident?) so I drive east for a bit to go down the other road (again crossing that damn road). Only to find out that nope, I need to go back up NORTH and take a parkway in order to get to my mom's house WHICH IS TWO MINUTES AWAY from where I was at that point, as I was talking to the cop. Oh. My fucking. God. Why? "There's a car show." I hate everything. Other problem? The parkway I had to take? HAS AN EXIT ON THE GODDAMN BLOCKED OFF ROAD. THAT'S HOW I GET HOME. I LIVE OVER THE ROAD. WHY. I managed to get home, but what takes me 10+ minutes, took me a half hour. RIDICULOUS.

- Sure, you can criticize Once Upon a Time but hey, it makes me ridiculously happy and the S2 premiere served me all the good things I expect. :D

- Tomorrow I will see Looper and if someone manages to spoil me before that, I will break their knees and their children's children's knees.
 
 
I was a taller girl too, once.
You’re a Satellite Around My Heart
Author: Regala Electra
Fandom: Glee
Pairing: Kurt/Blaine
Rating: NC-17
Spoilers: Post S3 Future fic
Warnings: Sexual content, language
Summary: Kurt's turning forty. He and Blaine have been married for thirteen years, have a lovely daughter and a baby on the way, busy careers, and a fabulous bathroom renovation planned. Everything is perfect. Except for their sex life.
Total word count: 9,684
Author's Notes: Title from the Garbage song Big Bright World. Many thanks to my glorious beta whenidance for nurturing this story. ♥ Originally posted as a part of the Klaine Endgame Fest here.

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'Morning,' Blaine says, breath warm and ticklish at the back of Kurt’s head. He presses an absent-minded kiss against the nape, a happy buzz between them.Collapse )
 
 
 
I was a taller girl too, once.
Song as Old as Rhyme
Author: Regala Electra
Fandom: Glee
Pairing: Kurt/Blaine
Rating: PG-13
Spoilers: AU, but a couple of canon S3 elements (aka Cooper Anderson's existence)
Warnings: Fairytale violence
Word Count: 5,177 out of 12,233
Summary: The tale of a boy who became a Beast and the second-born prince who lived in the shadow of his Thrice Enchanted brother.
Author's Notes: Many thanks to whenidance for helping this story progress into more than me emailing her "what if I flipped Beauty and the Beast around, but like even more so than expected, and incorporated a bunch of my favorite fairytales and Cooper Anderson was the most famous prince in all the land?" Major ♥ ♥ ♥ to her for the beta and to icedwhitemochas as well.

Link to Part One: Our Heroes | Part Two:The Enchanted Kingdom

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Alas, Burt had not been able to join them that night or even for a full week, despite Kurt inviting Burt every midday lunch, a meal he always took in private with his father.Collapse )