It would have proved I am still an awesome ubergeek.
Now...I am embittered because tomorrow is V-Day. Bleh. One of the sucktastic things about being born two days after Valentine's Day is you pretty much get all your joy sucked out because you realize you are all ALONE and will PROBABLY die ALONE and NO ONE CARES TO BUY YOU chocolates and roses, you horrid Singleton!!!
Fuck 'em, I'm going to Boston on Friday to see my awesome jennem and meet a rare, mythical nariya