I was a taller girl too, once. (regala_electra) wrote,
I was a taller girl too, once.
regala_electra

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VMAs...

are often sucktastic and make me feel like a fool when I'm all, "Oh my God, I love that pop song!"

Honestly I do have good taste in music. I do. But erm...I liked "Cry Me a River." I don't know why.

Me and nariya had a great aim convo on the awards.


Wherein I try to recap the beginning of the show, explain my love for Queer Eye for the Straight Guy, and lose my mind:

Regala Electra: omg....Madonna OWNZ, man
Nariya07: *G*
Nariya07: i just started watching
Nariya07: what's happened so far?
Nariya07: good stuff i mean
Regala Electra: and the Queer Eye for the Straight Guys aka, the Fab 5 are there
Regala Electra: um
Regala Electra: Eminem won for 8 Mile
Nariya07: he did?
Nariya07: woo!
Regala Electra: and 50 Cent took his moonman
Nariya07: damnit
Regala Electra: 50 then won a moonman
Nariya07: ahhh...that scene makes more sense now
Regala Electra: and Eminem came back onstage to say that 50's the only person to ever get to keep it, as the producers take it away, cuz it's a prop
Regala Electra: and Justin won best pop for Cry Me a River
Nariya07: i hate that song
Nariya07: oooohhh..Coldplay
Regala Electra: hee
Regala Electra: I lub Coldplay
Regala Electra: YAY!
Nariya07: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
Regala Electra: WOOOOOOOOOOOSH!
Nariya07: people still have taste!
Nariya07: i'm so glad!
Regala Electra: yay!
Regala Electra: the world is not yet to burn into flames!

On the Fab 5

Regala Electra: omg!
Regala Electra: my gay boyfriends!
Nariya07: hee!
Nariya07: damn
Nariya07: they fine
Nariya07: *laughs*
Regala Electra: LOVE Thom
Nariya07: LMAO
Nariya07: which one is he?
Regala Electra: just showed off his shoes
Regala Electra: he's so funny
Regala Electra: he's evil, but funny
Nariya07: YEP
Regala Electra: he does interior design
Regala Electra: so he walks into a house and goes, "this room is just stupid"
Nariya07: Missy better win
Nariya07: NOOO

On J.Lo, the video diry "Dirrrty" and more Fab 5 love

Regala Electra: shudder
Nariya07: take that shit off
Regala Electra: JELLO!
Regala Electra: NO!
Regala Electra: that video gives me herpes
Regala Electra: I meant Drrrrrrty
Regala Electra: as it's been around
Nariya07: *laughs*
Nariya07: LOL!!!!
Nariya07: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Regala Electra: *hugs*
Nariya07: damnit!
Nariya07: i wanted Missy to win
Regala Electra: I have no idea how Beyonce's boobs stay in that thing
Regala Electra: Missy did win best Rap
Nariya07: magic
Nariya07: she did?
Regala Electra: yep
Nariya07: woo!
Nariya07: that's good at least
Regala Electra: yes
Regala Electra: her first moonman
Regala Electra: Missy's
Nariya07: yup
Regala Electra: go Barbara, though!
Regala Electra: hee

Where I admit I'm a whore

Nariya07: they should just stay on stage
Regala Electra: but if I was a gay man, I'd so f*ck Thom
Regala Electra: yes, I'm whore
Regala Electra: hee
Nariya07: LOL!
Regala Electra: they totally should
Nariya07: naw, you just have good taste
Regala Electra: I mean...Thom when into one straight guy's home and picked up a Victoria's Secret magazine, looked at it and said, "My...she's very..." (took the dictionary next to the magazine) "volumptious."
Regala Electra: and I?
Regala Electra: *heart* him for that
Nariya07: LMAO
Nariya07: why is it always the gay guys that are the one's worth knowing?
Regala Electra: I know!
Regala Electra: I want to be a fag hag when I grow up
Nariya07: hee!
Nariya07: yeah, i want in on that deal
Nariya07: gay guys rock

Where I explain Regcode for certain things

Nariya07: well they have some good picks for this one
Regala Electra: god, that BIWedTF loved Linkin Park
Nariya07: woo for Linkin Park!
Nariya07: the who?
Regala Electra: BIWedTF = Boy I Wanted To F***
Nariya07: LOL!
Nariya07: the one with the skanky girlfriend?
Regala Electra: heh

I'd buy Nar a pony if she asked

Regala Electra: Mary J. has devil eyes
Regala Electra: but I like her hair
Nariya07: i love her hair
Nariya07: i want her hair
Regala Electra: I'll buy her hair for you
Regala Electra: yes, it's creepy
Regala Electra: but dammit, you kick ass
Nariya07: hee!
Nariya07: awwwwwwwwwwwwww
Nariya07: you'll make me cry
Nariya07: all over her hair
Regala Electra: lol
Regala Electra: no!
Regala Electra: you'll ruin the new hair
Nariya07: right
Nariya07: note to self: must not cry on hair
Nariya07: it might melt
Nariya07: and then where would i be>
Nariya07: hairless
Regala Electra: cry on bad roommates instead
Regala Electra: lol

Cussin'

Regala Electra: VMAs back on
Regala Electra: oh cruel fate
Regala Electra: ewww....Kelly Osborne
Nariya07: fck
Nariya07: my reaction exactly!
Regala Electra: fuck you, Avril
Regala Electra: fuck you a lot
Nariya07: the wannabe rockette
Regala Electra: fuck you Kelly
Regala Electra: (kicks her)
Nariya07: how did people like Ozzy and Sharon create her anyway?
Regala Electra: drugs
Nariya07: although the hair kind of suits her
Nariya07: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOo
Regala Electra: um, saying Whoa does not constitute a song
Nariya07: go away!
Regala Electra: and fuck you Jennifer Affleck
Nariya07: oh
Regala Electra: Ben Lopez
Nariya07: i hope Sean Paul wins
Regala Electra: well now Dirrrrty's given me syphllis
Nariya07: ah well
Nariya07: second best contender
Nariya07: LOL
Regala Electra: I think Justin is kinda cute
Regala Electra: is that wrong?
Nariya07: he is
Nariya07: he looks much better without the N'Sync attachment
Regala Electra: hee
Regala Electra: he can dance!
Nariya07: *G*
Regala Electra: he's a real boy now!

Coldplay luuuuuv

Nariya07: wooo!
Regala Electra: lol
Nariya07: Coldplay!
Regala Electra: I just love the overwhelming sadness in this song
Nariya07: me too
Nariya07: it makes you want to cry
Regala Electra: well if I had a soul, it would make me cry
Regala Electra: it makes me want to write angsty fic
Nariya07: or kill yourself
Nariya07: *G*
Regala Electra: aww...he said, this is for Johnny Cash
Regala Electra: and I loved Hurt
Nariya07: you poor soulless creature

Justin Timberlake, hoyay, and dirty minds

Nariya07: DUDE
Nariya07: wtb?
Regala Electra: so today is JustN Day
Nariya07: it really is!
Nariya07: and i agree...i want a recount
Regala Electra: he's giving his props though
Nariya07: damnit...he's trying to make me like him
Regala Electra: hee
Nariya07: yeah he is
Regala Electra: he'll steal your soul
Regala Electra: all he has to do is stop crying over the Britbot
Nariya07: so that's what happened to you!
Nariya07: *laughs*
Nariya07: oh god
Nariya07: YES
Regala Electra: yes
Regala Electra: Justin has my soul
Regala Electra: Thom, a gay man, has my heart
Nariya07: *G*
Nariya07: can i have your mind?
Regala Electra: hee
Regala Electra: no
Regala Electra: my mind is mine
Regala Electra: and what a wonderful slashy playground it is
Nariya07: darn it!
Regala Electra: where hot!Angel, Wes, John, Thom, Jai, and Justin may do whatever they want
Nariya07: then i get visitation rights
Nariya07: hee!

Ewww...

Nariya07: ewwwwww
Regala Electra: hee
Regala Electra: ewww
Regala Electra: Pam = skank
Regala Electra: TALENTLESS skank
Nariya07: her boobs are 3-D
Nariya07: i like the shirt Mya's wearing
Nariya07: except it's Pink
Nariya07: UGH
Nariya07: i hate that song
Nariya07: i hate this song too
Regala Electra: I love Swing, Swing
Nariya07: OHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Regala Electra: I am a pathetic popgirl
Nariya07: Kelly!
Regala Electra: but I love Kelly more
Nariya07: hee

50 Cent and Eminem Forever!

Nariya07: poor Em has to keep moving
Regala Electra: hee
Regala Electra: heee
Regala Electra: he kept all the moonman
Regala Electra: that you aren't supposed to keep
Nariya07: dang he is just cleaning up
Regala Electra: and one of them is Em's
Regala Electra: hee
Regala Electra: he'll take some of Justin's next
Regala Electra: Em and 50 are life partners?
Regala Electra: hmmm
Regala Electra: hot
Nariya07: hee!
Nariya07: YES!
Nariya07: hoyay!
Nariya07: hoyay 4 evah!
Regala Electra: OMG LIEK 50 and MM 4VAH~~~~~~
Nariya07: LOL!
Nariya07: that's it
Nariya07: you're on my profile
Regala Electra: hee
Regala Electra: I'm happy
Regala Electra: I'd like to thank God for giving me the snark power
Regala Electra: and big ups to 50 and MM...the love that will last forever
Regala Electra: keep on reaching for that rainbow, guys
Nariya07: *laughs*

Final Thoughts

Nariya07: Chris Rock man
Nariya07: he rwaks
Nariya07: rawks
Regala Electra: rwaks the hizzeeeeeuuuuuzzzz
Nariya07: *VEG*
Nariya07: *laughing*

So apparently me and Nar have to stop with all the damn sugar.

NEVAH!

You cannot take our sugar! Bwah ha ha!!!

Yep. I'm insane. But in a good way.

ETA: I forget the cut tag.
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