OMG SHOW. Marry me and have half-show half-human babies. They will likely have pretty strawberry blonde hair, I swear.
Everyone, would you like to chug along with Dean Winchester as he journeys down the Ass Tunnel of Love, hitting improbable roads that somehow lead him from Buffalo to Queens in under two hours? I know I'd like to go.
Also, Bela is my evil girlfriend. Do not be mean to her. Because she's CATWOMAN and Dean's Batman AND OMG OMG OMG. You have to understand how many times I've spoken with ignited about who is more Batman, Dean or John to understand how much I FLIPPED OUT. OMG, Dean, I LOVE YOU.
Even if you can make an impossible trip to Queens. YOU WERE ON THE ISLAND. OMG.
(By the way, guys? Bela living in that impossibly huge house in Queens? Yeah, that's why I LOVE SPN, they get locations so awesomely wrong. Look, the wealthy are moving into BROOKLYN, that's the happening place to be, the fact that she's this super thief and living in QUEENS. Oh god. That cracked my shit UP.)
There were many awesome things and here are just some of them:
- "Don't touch my Jesus."
- When Gordon thinks you're fucking crazy, brother, you hit a whole 'nother wall of CRAZY.
- A Dead Like Me kind of gory death and the SHOT OF THE BBQ FORK sticking out of the GUY'S HEAD.
- Every single one of Jared Padalecki's faces.
- The best pose for a Big Fucking Giant Check, Sam's pissy and Dean's GONNA GIT FOOD IN HIS BELLY and it's so beautifully expressed. Hee.
- "I lost a shoe." SHOE! *dies*
- Itchy noses! *helps scratch*
- Sam is ON FIRE.
Me and Stef showing how mature we are:
ignited: SAM ON FIRE
regala_electra: ON FIRE
ignited: SAM STARTED THE FIRE
regala_electra: he was Flaaaaaming
ignited: FLAMINGLY GAY
regala_electra: IT WAS ALWAYS BURNING (IN HIS PANTS) as the world was turning (IN HIS PANTS)
The Sam, The Sam,
The Sam is on FIRE,
We don't need no water,
Let that giant sucka BURN,
BURN BABY BURN
'Cuz Dean's gonna blow you out!
- THE BIG GAY LOVE OF DEAN N SAM. Dean's thing at the beginning about Ruby and how Sam is the KEY to his heart and MY BRAIN MELTED and we hadn't even gotten to the AWESOME FUNNY YET.
- Bela's awful, awful Alias style Wig of Mystery. OH BOYS.
- Bela thiefing from the boys and Dean's final SON OF A BITCH! Really, Dean, you're that surprised?
- SHE SHOT SAM. Oh man, she so got taken off of Dean's "To Be Fucked NOW" list and knocked Sam back up to No. 1. (Sam gets put down the list after each time he and Dean have sex to allow him to rest, truefax.)
- I LOVE YOU BOBBY. I don't care that you can DO ANYTHING, 'cuz you do it so WELL!
- You know why John's locker was so big? Because it's full of SECRETS
- THIS EPISODE WAS UNICORNS GOING TO CANDY MOUNTAIN. I still have my kidney. Do you?
Edited to add:
If you enjoyed this ep and have a fondness for the Wincest, apparently I am totally NOT writing some Sam/Dean comforting sexin' with help from rejeneration in this comment thread