I was a taller girl too, once. (regala_electra) wrote,
I was a taller girl too, once.
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I'm not saying someone should write these J2 ideas, it's just that I don't have the time to do it

J2 plotbunnies that have ASSAULTED ME:

The One Where Jensen Ackles is the newly hired assistant coach of a baseball team and Jared Padalecki is the star pitcher. Y'all know the name would be A League of Their Own. Jared's the goofball, loudmouth, and openly bisexual pitcher, SHOCK AND SCANDAL, but still, he manages to be friendly with like everyone. Jensen became a coach after years of struggling with a career-ending accident (knee injury, YIS), and now he's a little thicker around the middle (JUB-JUB fic?) and he's working with the pitchers to really amp up the team to make it to the playoffs -- even though Jared's a STAR, his hotheaded spazztastic ways have led him to throw a little wild and the pressure gets to him. Jensen has to show him to play the game and not let the game be his daddy. Yes, there has to be a pitcher/catcher joke. YOU KNOW IT.

At some point Jensen would be wearing glasses. *cough* And Jared would show up a LOT wearing silly hats and crazy sunglasses to which Jensen will ask him if he stole the sunglasses from Elton John or somethin'.

And there would be buttsex, THE END.


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Hole in One. Jensen and Jared playing golf. Somehow Jared Padalecki gets a hole in one, to which Jensen is so stunned, he doesn't just offer to buy a round, he plies Jared with alcohol and marvels at Jared's idiot savant ways. Sex ensues. Golf and sex.


...OKAY Jared/Jensen/Sports OTP? I KNOW NO ONE IS WITH ME BUT I DON'T CARE.


ALSO? I may have found the car that Dean would totally get Ben for his 16th birthday. FUCK. There may be...um, more fic in the Two Dads Uncles 'Verse. *hangs head in shame*

Now I be off to do some research on how to restore a Certain Car.
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