Sequel to Ben Has Two
And Stef and I have fucking become one mind.
See the insane plotting of a domestic scene
ignited: sam cooking was like..the gist of my 'sam is awesome, plz let me show you how' writing thoughts for that
regala_electra: SAM WITH AN APRON
regala_electra: that Dean gets him
ignited: i have no other thoughts than him and FLOUR and ROLLED UP SLEEVES
regala_electra: with boobs on it
regala_electra: and it's the only apron in the house
regala_electra: and Sam just wears it because he's like, fuck it, he doesn't CARE
regala_electra: and Ben's cracking up the whole time
regala_electra: FOREARM PORN
ignited: and he gets all squirmy faced when dean comes in and squeezes.
regala_electraa: HIS ASS?
ignited AND THE FAKE BOOBS.
regala_electra: let's step back
regala_electra: boobs on apron okay / NOT fake titties
regala_electra: oh wait
ignited: i knooooooow.
regala_electra: he goes for Sam's Not Boobs
ignited: do i have to make a DIAGRAM for you?
regala_electra: and Ben's like, "Classy, Dean. Uncle Sam, you let Dean do that, he's not gonna respect you in the morning."
regala_electraa: YES YOU DO
ignited: Sam: o_o
ignited: ^ lameass diagram
regala_electra: *DIES LAUGHING*
regala_electra: and Dean, after he makes the GOOD BATCH is like "taste this" and when Sam goes to lick the spoon, Dean's licking Sam's mouth
regala_electra: or something
ignited: and then sam's all
ignited: I WAS GONNA SAY SOMETHING ABOUT A FUCKING SPOOIN
ignited: I GIVE UP
ignited: HERE, HAVE MY BRAIN.
regala_electra: STOP IT
ignited: YOU'RE USING IT
regala_electra: YOU ARE
regala_electra: NOT ME
regala_electra: WE NEED TO STOP
regala_electra: we're fucking mind melding
ignited: although mine's was like, sam sucking on the spoon a little, all seductively and SILLY for dean and dean wanting to do illegal things to his mouth
ignited: besides you know, sam's mouth on dean's dick.