Anyway, because I am on teh internetz, looking for teh porn, I heard it as "paella" and my reaction was "WTF paella is not good if you need to lose weight, the rice and chorizo alone is gonna kill you."
And Byetta doesn't sound EXACTLY like Paella, but apparently it is close enough.
This is almost as bad as the time I was at an old country fair and thought a little four year old kid was asking his mom for more "porn" and not corn. (There was a vendor selling fresh roasted corn-on-the-cob.)
I am a WINNAR.
In conclusion I need to figure out a way to make my Christmas Eve paella so that is not as deadly this time around. I am so skimping on the rice and amping up on the peas.