I was a taller girl too, once. (regala_electra) wrote,
I was a taller girl too, once.
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seriously, someone in the MSNBC crowd should hand whiffle bats out to these people

I have a feeling I'll be using this icon a lot.

Oh Jon.

OMG you guys, I seriously CANNOT WAIT until someone gets into a fight over at MSNBC. It's aaaaamazing. LOL last night, Chuck Todd and David Gregory got into a snit-fit because OMG Chuck was TOTALLY touching David's folding chair and he said something snarky to David and MOOOOOOOM it isn't fair./David Gregory. They're all cranky and tired and keep on repeating the same things and I think Chuck Todd was a second away from telling David Gregory to stand the fuck down.

I am fucking DYING YOU GUYS. The media brings me the LOLZ hardcore during election season (the better to keep me in good spirits).

And thus, I gave you a poll!

Poll #1249082 Media LOLz

The "Dream Team" of Talking Heads over at MSNBC should...

beat each other with whiffle bats and be done with it
9(34.6%)
start flinging pies at each other
6(23.1%)
start a "burn book" about how they really feel about each other
8(30.8%)
eat some damn red meat and get it out their system
3(11.5%)

Pundits and "correspondents" love mixing metaphors because...

how else can people not realize they're complete hacks?
4(15.4%)
they have HOURS of time to fill and if they stop talking their heads will explode.
8(30.8%)
someone has to come up with the most awesome pithy statement ever.
4(15.4%)
the more you the viewer are confused, the more you think they know what they're talking about.
10(38.5%)

Death is not an option.

Watch Fox News for all of eternity.
1(3.8%)
Watch Seventh Heaven for all of eternity.
0(0.0%)
Cake.
25(96.2%)

When watching CNN, I find myself thinking...

"Thank god, they're getting the unbiased view of Republican political agents!"
0(0.0%)
"When will Wolf Blitzer's beard finish eating his face?"
7(26.9%)
"OH GOD. Why is Anderson Cooper not straight?"
11(42.3%)
"Hey didn't they used to not suck? No? Dammit."
8(30.8%)

CSPAN...

The Place to Be
2(8.0%)
Damn, This Panning Around the Crowd is Fierce
9(36.0%)
Surprisingly the best coverage since it actually COVERS the speeches
14(56.0%)

The Daily Show went to a child psychologist to ask about how to treat the poor, poor PUMAs. This is...

Awesome.
8(32.0%)
Ridiculous. And therefore, awesome.
13(52.0%)
Maybe not nice. But I LOLed.
2(8.0%)
OMG HOW CAN YOU BE SO MEAN TO ME!!!1111 I AM VERY IMPORTANT!!!111 LOOK I'M GONNA HOLD MY BREATH UNTIL YOU GET ME MY PONY!!!!111111!!!
2(8.0%)


I continue to have no internet at home. It perturbs me greatly.
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