Plus I am quite put out that the number one item on Colbert's Threatdown is (OMG SPOILER) Sexy Costumes.
Don't judge. I mean, you can go as Sexy anything, there's millions of possibilities...and frog.
I hereby submit my proof via youtube:
The "Sexy Jesus" bit distracted me and i had to hunt down "Rock Me, Sexy Jesus" and give it another listen. Oh, Hamlet 2.
I think if I show up to the NYC Halloween parade tomorrow, I would be the only one dressed as Cher so I think I'm going to go as a Me which is not a costume at all but one Cher without a full Cher choir is a sad thing indeed.
FYI: the next zombie dance should be set to Single Ladies. I would give extra credit to zombie FOOTBALL players rocking that song. *nods head wisely*