In the meantime, I'm totally pulling a hey look over there, but hey look over here, Mark Reads Harry Potter! It's a chapter by chapter review of all the Harry Potter books. He just finished Goblet of FIre and his mind EXPLODED.
Mark also read of all the Twilight books but those, er, are more bitter. He did not become a Twilight fan. His Harry Potter responses are the closest you will ever get to That First Reading feeling. You know what I'm talking about.
He'll be starting Order of the Phoenix on Monday/Tuesday. Sometimes I like to think that OotP is my favorite (sorry guys, I like CAPLOCK!Harry), then I remember GoF is the one that made me go WHAAAAAAAAAT and suckered me into HP addiction.
Also, he's completely spoiler-free (he does know about Dumbledore) so if you do comment, don't be like, "wait until you get to St. Mungo's in OotP!" or something.
St. Mungo's. :( :( :(
I had to stop reading during my epic ALL NIGHT READ on Midnight Madness Day after the scene between Neville and his mom. OH GOD.
FYI I am going to investigate if ignited exists today. Will report back on my findings.