I was a taller girl too, once. (regala_electra) wrote,
I was a taller girl too, once.
regala_electra

A fool for polls

Here I was thinking today would be an annoying day while people went wild with lame April Fool pranks. Instead, there is an awesome trailer for a fake series, Aurors, which I need more than air, some fantastic fake products on Think Geek, and you should google helevetica only at your own peril.

I give you a poll to satisfy my thirst for knowledge. Remember, when you answer, I love you just a bit more and there are only right answers and you will probably not pick the right ones. So. Do it.

Poll #1725632 Trollolololol Poll

On a scale of 1 to 10, rate your awesomeness:

1 - forever alone
2(4.2%)
2 - twice as much as nearly nothing
0(0.0%)
3 - I'm lame
1(2.1%)
4 - a number unique still failing
2(4.2%)
5 - my life is average
0(0.0%)
6 - I'm the sidekick even in my own story
6(12.5%)
7 - eh, I guess I'm pretty cool
8(16.7%)
8 - this is what egomaniacs pick to appear humble
13(27.1%)
9 - because there's always room for improvement
1(2.1%)
10 - fuck yeah, rockstar
6(12.5%)
11 - my awesome goes up to eleven
6(12.5%)
12 - I give myself a 12 but I give you a 10
3(6.2%)

Death is not an option. Choose one:

Watch The Room in a locked room with Chad Michael Murray.
35(76.1%)
Watch Death Bed: The Bed That Eats in a waterbed with Chad Michael Murray.
11(23.9%)

Listen.

This is not a fight song.
10(21.3%)
This is not a love anthem.
11(23.4%)
LOOK.
26(55.3%)

What kind of nymph would you be?

water
16(33.3%)
wood
13(27.1%)
snow
7(14.6%)
sexy
12(25.0%)

Fandom has ruined:

everything
3(6.2%)
all the things
18(37.5%)
my sense of dignity
27(56.2%)

Pick the word that you no longer associate with its original definition:

Motorboating
16(34.0%)
Facials
31(66.0%)

Have you been fooled?

No.
13(27.1%)
A little.
15(31.2%)
You see, I am the fool.
20(41.7%)

You are forced to listen to one celebrity interview. Choose wisely my friend.

Jensen Ackles informs you about the bee story.
10(19.6%)
Misha Collins presents his dissertation on fanfiction.
19(37.3%)
Darren Criss discusses his kiss with Chris Colfer and uses "beautiful" about 98 times. In one run on sentence.
16(31.4%)
Jude Law tells you how he discovered his Hamlet.
6(11.8%)


Or Darren tells you how he kissed the bee that stung Jensen in a fanfic Misha wrote while he was sleeping with Jude Law in New York while they all discovered their own Hamlets.

We need to go deeper.
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