I give you a poll to satisfy my thirst for knowledge. Remember, when you answer, I love you just a bit more and there are only right answers and you will probably not pick the right ones. So. Do it.
On a scale of 1 to 10, rate your awesomeness:
Death is not an option. Choose one:
What kind of nymph would you be?
Fandom has ruined:
Pick the word that you no longer associate with its original definition:
Have you been fooled?
You are forced to listen to one celebrity interview. Choose wisely my friend.
Or Darren tells you how he kissed the bee that stung Jensen in a fanfic Misha wrote while he was sleeping with Jude Law in New York while they all discovered their own Hamlets.
We need to go deeper.