I was a taller girl too, once. (regala_electra) wrote,
I was a taller girl too, once.
regala_electra

I hope you take this poll because it's beautiful, sincere, and it really cares about you

I give you this because it gives you the truest insight into the wonders of my thinking process.

Poll #1770451 Poll for the Betterment of Humanity

This question is:

concerned for your well-being.
3(7.0%)
hysterical with grief.
4(9.3%)
inscrutable. Can't read its pokerface.
19(44.2%)
mildly sarcastic. And that's terrible.
17(39.5%)

Showerfucking:

waste of a good shower.
6(14.3%)
easily cleanup, fun for the whole family.
17(40.5%)
the perfect excuse to fuck off to a drug-induced hallucination and frolic in a snowy wood then proceed to boring missionary sex on a bed lined with furs.
19(45.2%)

Lighten up! It's:

fashion!
8(18.6%)
time for bacon.
16(37.2%)
Wednesday so somewhere Tom Hardy isn't wearing a shirt.
19(44.2%)

You can only download one of the following from the internet:

Rocket dog
9(20.9%)
The Rocketeer
9(20.9%)
Rocket car
10(23.3%)
Mr. The Rock
15(34.9%)

A SCENT UNIQUELY DEAN (WINCHESTER): by the acclaimed perfume company PROSE OF PURPLE, features the following top notes:

the wafting curl of sandalwood
5(11.6%)
the gentle tinge of machine lubricant
11(25.6%)
the spicy snarl of day old ball sweat
4(9.3%)
wait, dean isn't allowed to top
23(53.5%)

The Chad Michael Murray Institute of Sneaky Asian Actors submits the following organic query from one of its members (oh let's call him "Mr. D. Criss"): You see photos of an actor's first day on set of an indie flick, what are your reactions?

Your hair is curly and adorable.
12(29.3%)
Purple is a good color on you.
5(12.2%)
Scrufffffffffff.
9(22.0%)
Fuck you. Just. Fuck you and your stupid fucking face.
15(36.6%)

Mayhem is sometimes an option. Chad Michael Murray is wearing A SCENT UNIQUELY DEAN. You immediately:

find him attractive and top the hell out of him.
4(10.5%)
ask why he smells like burning lube with a whiff of unwashed balls. Yet you can't deny your attraction. So he totally gets to third base.
34(89.5%)


As always, please answer especially if you have no idea what I'm talking about. Defend your choices in the comments. Reveal to me that you know what the Rocketeer is and perhaps we shall talk of the awesome '90s movie!
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