Well, I almost freaked out tonight.
Going into my room after my shower, I opened the door, not realizing there was a bug in the hallway. It flew in and I spend the better part of forty-five minutes trying to smoosh it.
Unfortunately, I wasn't able to until I finally managed to get it out and a-ha! It went out into the lit hallway.
I looked down and guess what was on my boob?
Yup. Bug. On my boob. My left one. Thankfully on the part that was covered by my shirt, but yeeeeeech.
I quickly snapped it up in a paper towel and ran downstairs to throw out the dead bug, clean my hands and shudder.