There is nothing of value here!
I want to be interesting again!
Hey, maybe I'll start a flame war -
Clearly, Buffy's true love is the Fear Demon.
Willow is not straight. Or gay. Or bi.
She's a tree fucker.
I know one of JKR's sekrits for Book 6.
Remus is allergic to chocolate.
Sirius loved Remus more and Remus totally broke his heart, which is why Remus hooked up with Dumbledore one drunken night.
I hate all fanfiction by everyone else. You all suck.
Ooh, the debates are going to be on soon. I'll be they'll be really interesting. And one of them will water-ski over a shark.