I don't care that I'm being spammy, this is important:
The Amazing Race starts tonight at 9 p.m. EST
Another season, hopefully another team I like (this past season I lucked out, because the Bowling Moms and Chip and Kim - the winners - were awesome), and more Phil!
And you all must tune in, get hooked, and go to TARCon for the finale. Maybe you'll find yourself getting molested by a racer. You never know!
This concludes my pimping. Thank you very much.