So it looks like I will have to get Optimum Online. Why? Oh because we have a rotary phone in the house. Yes. I am not kidding you. Because we have an old fashioned rotary phone in our house, we can't get DSL because the converter (thingeys) that go over the phone lines aren't made for rotary phones.
Well, today I am going into NYC with the Cuppy, hopefully if the weather stays nice, we'll be galvanting around Central Park.