Why am I writing a Supernatural fic? Why am I writing a crossover Supernatural fic?
Why is the idea of Dean/Faith teh sex?
And why am I writing it in a Dean POV? Why, I ask you, WHY?
Okay, I need to get back to the kinky Doctor fic of crossdressing, public!sex, dirty!sex doooom.
Because that's obviously far less skeevy.