President-Elect Barack Obama truly has a full plate. Revitalize a sinking economy. Energize a nation. Rehabilitate America’s fragile standing in the world. Oh, and get through four “Twilight” books with his youngest daughter.
Yes, according to the latest issue of US Weekly, Stephenie Meyer has a couple fans who will be moving into 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue in a couple months. The magazine reports that the President-Elect and his ten-year-old daughter Malia often bond over addictive book series, “They read all the Harry Potter books together and have moved on to the Twilight series.
What does this mean? A Presidential screening of “Twilight” at the White House? Robert Pattinson for Secretary of Dreamy Eyes? Anything is possible. Are you surprised that “Twilight”-mania has gone all the way to the Oval Office? - source
WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT TO YOUR DAUGHTER, SIR?
D: D: D:
OH GOD. That poor, poor girl. AND THEY WILL GET TO THE FOURTH BOOK. WITH THE VOMITING FOUNTAINS OF BLOOD. AND THE PILLOW BITING. DEAR GOD. THE PILLOW BITING.
I DO NOT WANT SPARKLING VAMPIRES ANYWHERE NEAR MY PRESIDENT OR HIS FAMILY, OK?
How do you warn a president to AVOID THAT BOOK AT ALL COSTS?
I am kidding but STILL THOSE BOOKS. NOOOOOOOO.