Not that I drink Blue Moon. I am far too much of a pussy to drink beer. Give me cider or give me vodka, those seem to be the only kinds of alcohol that I enjoy. Well, and sangria.
My eulogy on 2009: It was good and sometimes it sucked out loud. Hey, at least this time around, I'm not about to break up with my boyfriend because he is made of FAIL (lol oh 2008 New Year's Eve).
And hey once I am released from work (SERIOUSLY I need to save ONE vacation day for taking this day off, it's so pointless being stuck here), I shall be going home to host an intimate dinner party which has the following courses:
- Cheese Fondue
- Chocolate Fondue
A very complicated menu.
I have decided to steal Samuel L. Jackson's New Year's Eve resolutions for my own as I have nothing witty to promise myself for the year 2010 (and not the DECADE of 2010s as that decade starts on 2011, yeah that's how I count it, deal with it):
At the top of my list: "Continue to kick ass"
And then I hope to "Be as bad as I know I can be"
Also, to "Really put it out there, and by it I mean Sammy's mojo"
In addition, I plan to "Give it as good as I get it"
"Be all that and more"
and "Lose my shyness, vis a vis the rocket in my pocket"
Plus, I plan to "Work my voodoo on the lady fans"
"Take a thorn out of some cat's paw."
and "Build a shrine to my own bad ass"
Then, it's time to "Give the demons what for"
"Spare the rod and spoil the face"
and "Continue to kick ass"
After which, I'll "Show the bad men what it's all about"
"Release a dove from a ghetto rooftop"
and "Cradle a newborn baby in the ruins of a church"
Finally, this year, I will "Stick it to all the suckas"
and I'm gonna "Show the man that I mean business"
..and I'm gonna "Take a computer class."
...you know that could also be Sam Winchester's New Year's Eve resolutions.