I love Chris Evans and every scene he's in is GOLDEN. Plus, since his character is called Jensen, there was much lol-ing whenever JDM said his name.
Also, and also, singing Don't Stop Believing. What. And, yes.
Um, it's totally a big dumb action flick with a few awkward/too slow scenes and Jason Patric is a total skeeve as the bad guy but I enjoyed it for exactly what it was: Explosions: The Story of KABOOM.
In conclusion, Jensen. Yes. Go Petunias. I'm looking forward to seeing Chris Evans take on Captain America.
And I love Zoe Saldana.