I was a taller girl too, once. (regala_electra) wrote,
I was a taller girl too, once.
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Tom Hardy: as told by Regala Electra

This post about Tom Hardy has been making the rounds today.

Someone also linked a raw copy of the interview where he goes into more details regarding his Tom Hardiness. Yes, that's what I'm calling it. He's like a double fucking rainbow, people. A double fucking rainbow of douche mixed in with fascinating actorly craziness and oh my god I can't look away what does this mean.

I'll link to the interview at the end of this post but before you get the answers, you gotta take the test:

Poll #1598713 Tell me a story Tom Hardy

You see Madonna. Do you:

Acknowledge her and tell her you're a big fan.
1(3.8%)
Hide in a Range Rover.
25(96.2%)

Madonna found you in the Range Rover. A wild Gerard Butler appears! What happens next?

You find it strange that Madonna gives him a B-12 shot in his ass.
16(61.5%)
You call her a hitman. Then you comment on how Gerard's ass is flabby and distracted you.
10(38.5%)

THIS IS NOT OVER. THIS IS STILL HAPPENING.

BUT WHO WAS CAT?
6(23.1%)
Wait, what's this about a cat?
20(76.9%)

"I woke up naked in bed with another man, a gun, and a cat. The strange part was that the gun safety was off."

But...what about the cat?
2(7.7%)
No, really, WHY A CAT?
6(23.1%)
THE STRANGE PART WAS THE GUN?
18(69.2%)

After waking up in bed with dude, do you:

Question your life choices.
4(15.4%)
Make sure the cat is not emotionally scarred.
10(38.5%)
Get the guy to give you a ride to Pinks hot dog stand, wave awkwardly and that's the end. CONGRATS, YOU'RE TOM HARDY.
12(46.2%)

Any questions?

WHY A CAT?
25(92.6%)
[by clicking this you are wrong.]
2(7.4%)


Full interview is here. That's where you get more about the Madonna story. AS FOR THE CAT STORY, which is going to kill me in the same way that the "if it weren't for my horse" story is going to kill Lewis Black, he discussed that in an interview with Jonathan Ross.



The interview starts off with a clip from Bronson, a trippy, violent film about Britain's most infamous and expensive prisoner. Here's the part where I mention you will see his dick more in that movie than you will ever seen Ewan McGregor's dick in all of Ewan's movies. So there's that.

Yeah, I've got no good way to segue from that. Let's picspam!











UM.

I think only evil Peter Parker has the proper response.



In conclusion, if you do a shirtless picture of yourself wearing a cowboy hat and say you're being a gay cowboy (WHICH HE DID), have you not crossed streams of the internet and killed us all?



OH GOD.

If any of these photos get taken down, since DURR naked-ish Hardy, let me know and I will re-upload.
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