Now for the real meat of the post: I hereby call it POLL TIME.
Get into my car:
Which most titillates your dedicated pollmaker?
You know, you don't always have to have anal sex.
My name is ignited (just go with it) and I am not a robot.
Did you get my text? Why didn't you text me back?
Death is not an option. Choose only one, very wisely, and then you'll have cake.
My favorite part of Christmas is my mom's cheesecake. Fact. Also I am hideously underprepared and need to write out my grocery lists for Christmas & New Years. I'm making paella and I think I don't have a damn thing except for the saffron and chicken stock. That doesn't even make a soup.
Also if you respond with gifs to this post, I will BUY YOU AN IMAGINARY PONY. IDK, I am feeling extra random today. My heart is full of sparkly DIAMONDS.