Heh. The actual song by the esteemed Mr. Billy Ocean is kind of horrifying, especially with a few careful edits, such as singing "I'll be your non-con lover" and instead of singing "and into my car" you pretty much put on your scariest voice and shout GET IN THE CAR. GET IN THE BACKSEAT GET IN THE FUCKING CAR.
Obviously I shall be suing.
Whichever one requires the least amount of effort.