I was a taller girl too, once. (regala_electra) wrote,
I was a taller girl too, once.
regala_electra

One two three four I declare a POLL WAR.

It's Tuesday and I still feel like crap! Woo, this is all I ever dreamed of. Perhaps I shall develop a similar infamous cough of unknown origin where I start coughing up blood - my favorite thing EVER (a few years ago, I developed a cough so bad I spend my nights doing that for a month. Fun times). Seriously, I am not being sarcastic, this is a wonderful development!

In honor of my newest stage of feeling like shit, I honor my flist with this POLL:

Poll #1678939 Down with the Sickness POLL: Blame it on the Influx of Dayquil & Nyquil, with a side of TEA.

Best Remedy for fighting against the deadly cough:

Tea
21(48.8%)
Barrage of salt water gargling
3(7.0%)
Become a Robot
12(27.9%)
Something else (describe in comments)
7(16.3%)

Choose: Douche or Spazz?

Douche
13(30.2%)
Spazz
15(34.9%)
DOUCHPAZZ
15(34.9%)

If Superman faces the end of the world, which would you prefer?

He marries Wonder Woman and names his son after his "best friend" Bruce.
6(14.0%)
He carries the desiccated corpse of Batman with him into the fire that inevitably swallows him.
3(7.0%)
He cries. A lot.
4(9.3%)
Batman punches him and tells him to stop complaining. Then Batman saves everyone despite it being the Apocalypse.
30(69.8%)

Which of the Marvel Superhero movies are you most looking forward to seeing?

Thor
5(11.6%)
Captain America
10(23.3%)
Robert Downey Jr's inevitable cameos in either film.
28(65.1%)

This Question Has Been Approved by the Chad Michael Murray Institute for Higher Douchiness.

The answer is Chad Michael Murray.
1(2.6%)
This answer is also Chad Michael Murray.
3(7.7%)
This answer goes by CMM (bitch).
12(30.8%)
This answer just seduced your underage female relative. You're welcome.
23(59.0%)

Most Hilarious:

Glee's last summer tour concert is being held at the place I saw Beauty & the Beast on Ice.
4(10.0%)
Glee's last summer tour concert is being held at the place I saw my first concert: Ricky Martin
4(10.0%)
Glee's last summer tour concert is being held at the place that my university used for our graduation ceremony
2(5.0%)
This is all hilarious. OH LONG ISLAND.
30(75.0%)

Where are you?

Streets ahead.
17(40.5%)
Streets behind.
25(59.5%)

Are you a zombie?

Yes.
6(14.0%)
No.
15(34.9%)
BRAINSSSSSSSSSSSROIJEGFOIJGEAFOKAFPKOGFS.
22(51.2%)


Remember, there are no wrong answers. Except the ones that are wrong. Please answer especially if you don't have any idea what I'm talking about. That makes it the most fun.

Remedy offerings will be appreciated though not "eat chicken noodle soup"! I hate eating soup when I'm sick. It's completely irrational but there you go.
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