No, worse. Cute, short actors. Who cannot pose for shit and yet take photos that make me ~feel~ things. Goddammit.
Tomorrow is my birthday! I don't have any real serious plans. STILL, I will do stuff and hopefully not be bummed at being single since half-off candy makes me irrationally annoyed.
Whatever, I broke up with my last boyfriend because he tried to make an overt romantic gesture that just wound up pissing me off and I cannot abide boy drama. I hate dating. This leaves me with an option to enjoy being single, which I rather do enjoy since I get to hang with wonderful people. Y'all know you're precious to me, yes?
I am going to have to officially state that I am twenty-eight years old, no more of this "lulz I'm just a dumb twenty-something kid" because my mom always adds up my age so by being 28, I am thirty, which means I am forty, which means I have failed at all the things ever since I am unmarried, childless, not suffocating under a mortgage yet still cowering in fear of my student loans. Yay adulthood!
(Fffffs I worked for divorce attorneys; that's the quickest way to get a person completely uninterested in marriage.)
Damn, I sound bitter! I'm actually not. I think if I met up with 18 year old me, I'd tell her that I'm doing pretty fucking well for myself and while I never got all that serious about writing, at least I have a walk-in closet. Oh god, ten year high school reunion, it's coming up, isn't it?
Anyway, there was no real point to this post beyond posting a meme but do I ever shut the fuck up? The answer is no.
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On the horizon:
Since I'm feeling saucy, I think I'm gonna compile a big picspam tomorrow of attractive people so that we may all come together and respect them on the content of their character. Or it's to celebrate my birthday by wading in the shallow.
I should go back to writing more fic. I kind of enjoyed it despite screaming about omg the story that would never end (World Conversationalists).
I think I want to do another one of those audio posts/memes. Any good ones to do? Anything you guys want me to say? I am shameless.