My god, I had awesome pernil for lunch. I think I'll just drink my dinner with vodka tonight. This is a good plan, I am hilarious when tipsy and it makes watching TV all the more entertaining.
Praise the lord, indeed.
1. Make a list of 5 things that you can see without getting up.
Overhead lights, binders everywhere, this computer (I'm cheating), hairbrush, and my keys.
2. How do you style your hair?
I don't understand this question. I wash it in the morning, brush it back from my head to make sure my flippy thing my forelock does won't reverse itself, and then I'm done. No blowdrying.
3. What are you wearing now?
Knit sweater-style black shirt, black pants with faded stripes, black/grey Nikes with white & pink trim. I'm casual business-y today.
4. What's your occupation?
5. What do you hear right now?
The large format printer. My office is super quiet.
6. Who was the last person you hugged?
fourfreedoms! Twice yesterday. Pretty sure she grazed my boobs on the second pass.
7. What is/was for dinner?
Yesterday I had rice & beans with a size of chicken from Indian takeout (an appetizer serving) and a Mango Lassi. Tonight, alochol and something to go with the alcohol.
8. What did you do today?
Successfully won a land campaign in Russia, was too out of it to remember how to charge my iPod to my computer, went into work, and invented space travel via wormholes.
9. Dog person or cat person?
I love dogs best. I own cats. I want a dog.
10. If you had to change your name, what would you change it to?
I would never change my name. My stupid fascination with the trashy nickname afforded to me by my first name lasted very briefly in middle school. Never again.
11. What color/pattern are the linens on your bed?
Black/grey/white. Mostly grey but my favorite blanket is black as are my pillow. #mylifeismonochrome
12. If you could afford to go anywhere in the world, where would you go?
Spain or ALL OF PUERTO RICO. Probably Puerto Rico since I have family down there that I love deeply.
13. Favorite band/musician?
This answer changes every second. I'll lose so many cool points for admitting the kind of awful music I listen to and that I non-ironically like Billy Joel (I CAN'T HELP IT, WE'RE BRED TO LIKE HIM OH GOD THE PAIN). Ew, I'm not going to let Billy Joel be the only person I mention. Queen, Led Zeppelin, Cyndi Lauper, Lauryn Hill, Billie Holiday.
Duh, that makes it easy. Billie Holiday is my favorite singer of all time.
14. Favorite book?
That one where that stuff happened. Dude, I read a lot of books. I can't pick one anymore. It's too late to apologize.
15. What are you doing this weekend?
Whatever ignited makes me do. Possibly kick her.
16. If you could play any musical instrument, which one would you play?
While I wanted to learn to play the oboe (wtf baby girl), I really would've loved to play piano.
17. How are you?
A scent uniquely Vera Wang, original fragrance.
18. What are you doing tomorrow?
I am going to see Telekinesis with fourfreedoms. Also I will wrassle a bear.
19. What are you looking forward to the most?