Doing this meme because it's my lj and I'll do what I want.
Give me a single character -- in a fandom I write in -- and I will give you my:
+ OTP for them.
+ Runner-up pairing.
+ Honorable mention(s).
+ Crack pairing(s).
+ Ship everyone else seems to like, but I don't. (alternately: ship I like that everyone else seems to hate)
I like putting memes up on my lj because y'all never seem to bother actually challenging me.