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The Chad Michael Murray Society for Questions That Do Not Accept Death as an Option would like you to choose the following:
Become an escort and solely service the band Nickelback in any way they deem fitting.
Let Chad Michael Murray escort you to your junior prom - he's going to time travel and you will wind up in the backseat of his Trans-Am that he stole just for the occasion.
Cat Battle! Choose the victor:
Lord Tubbington of the Family Pierce
Lord Derp Cattington of Herpshire
To Status Quo, you say:
Screw fashion and being an adult, what would your style be if you could get away with it?
Plaid until the eye bleeds from the overdose.
Shiny, shiny COLOR.
Swathed in black.
Denim vests are totally sexy, dammit! Denim hats too.