He turns to you and says,
"Wait your turn."
This is the real nightmare:
trapped in an elevator with out of work musical theater actors. They start singing.
sitting in a movie theater as a Cassandra Claire-based movie starts and the teenies start squeeing over the hawt tormented brooding guy (who is totally not fanon!Draco).
interviewing comic book fans about the upcoming changes to their long running DC books.
Game of Thrones is featuring the first annual puppy parade! Guess what happens next!
Forced marriage of a daschund to a chihuahua
Imprisonment of a falsely accused poodle
Rate the slashiness of Charles and Erik in the new X-Men movie:
0-3 - what's a slash?
4-7 - theirs is a love that hit it and then, alas, quit it
8-10 - too bad the camera moved away before we got to see their mack on
11 - THEY SHALL ALWAYS BE ALL UP IN EACH OTHER, YO
What is Reg's favorite ride at Disney World?
Star Tours (note: I have not been on the renovated version yet)
Hollywood Tower of Terror
The Chad Michael Murray Conservatory for Stealth Asians Inquires the following re: Darren Criss - what does he know?
The lyrics to the songs he's written.
Apple juice, man, fucking delicious.