Ignore that I am a lightweight and how I won't be a functional human being tomorrow. Ignore that. Come drinking with me like you're Sean Bean and you just got stabbed with broken glass but you don't give a fuck because you're Sean Fucking Bean.
I saw Fellowship of the Ring last night. Extended cut and so, so pretty on the screen. Ten years ago, man. Ten freakin' years. I thought it held up really well.
One of the biggest laughs of the night happened when Aragon told Legolas to sit down. It was perfection. ♥_♥
I REALLY DO LOVE THAT MOVIE A LOT OK? I gently mock it to feel good about how my life will never be that epic.
But seriously Gandalf. Why didn't you ask your eagle friend to stick around Rivendell and just fly to Mordor? If one does not simply WALK there, then fly.
Quick change of topic, in my random poll last week, I was extremely amused that the majority answered that Space Mountain is my favorite ride at Disney World. You would be right if I said at the Magic Kingdom. Those who said Hollywood Tower of Terror, you may feel smug that you choose (or guessed) wisely and can lord over your knowledge like it's treasure when you zoom off to your alien dimension.
Why is my favorite? Because I find it HYSTERICAL that so many people lose their fucking shit. Every photo of me meanwhile? Hands in the air like i just don't care.
(Oh shit son when it goes up instead of falling? People FLIP THE FUCK OUT. Then I start my obnoxious loud cackling laugh. Awww yeah.)
Heading out work early to hopefully meet up with some folks prior to the show at Irving Plaza. Look at me trying to hide it. I'm going to Darren Criss's concert. Pray for me because I will be waiting behind a line of girls who have been queueing up since EIGHT in the morning. Whyyyyyy.
Here's how I feel about lines: necessary in life, I will stand on a long line if it's my only choice. However my need to stand in line depends on the rest of the populace in the line and if they will try my patience.
Soooooooo. Come get me drunk, internet. I'm a fun drunk. I'll cuddle and everything. (I'm actually a loud and/or sleepy drunk but shhhh.)