This question is:
concerned for your well-being.
hysterical with grief.
inscrutable. Can't read its pokerface.
mildly sarcastic. And that's terrible.
waste of a good shower.
easily cleanup, fun for the whole family.
the perfect excuse to fuck off to a drug-induced hallucination and frolic in a snowy wood then proceed to boring missionary sex on a bed lined with furs.
Lighten up! It's:
time for bacon.
Wednesday so somewhere Tom Hardy isn't wearing a shirt.
You can only download one of the following from the internet:
A SCENT UNIQUELY DEAN (WINCHESTER): by the acclaimed perfume company PROSE OF PURPLE, features the following top notes:
the wafting curl of sandalwood
the gentle tinge of machine lubricant
the spicy snarl of day old ball sweat
wait, dean isn't allowed to top
The Chad Michael Murray Institute of Sneaky Asian Actors submits the following organic query from one of its members (oh let's call him "Mr. D. Criss"): You see photos of an actor's first day on set of an indie flick, what are your reactions?
Your hair is curly and adorable.
Purple is a good color on you.
Fuck you. Just. Fuck you and your stupid fucking face.
Mayhem is sometimes an option. Chad Michael Murray is wearing A SCENT UNIQUELY DEAN. You immediately:
find him attractive and top the hell out of him.
ask why he smells like burning lube with a whiff of unwashed balls. Yet you can't deny your attraction. So he totally gets to third base.