Guess how many band-aids I'm wearing today:
State your best career in a zombie apocalypse:
person who cries a lot, does nothing, and somehow survives
The Chad Michael Murray Institute for Stealth Actors Stealing Songs Inquires the Following: who peed in your Cheerios?
He stole my red stapler.
One time he told me to put my hands down.
There is no other option. HE RUINS LIVES.
OR WAS I PUSHED?
...or was I pushed?
don't push me, bro.
Anyway, Mark, how is your sex life?
Hahahaha, you are too funny.
Leave your stupid comments in your pocket.
I did not hit her. I did NYAT.
Preferred Boyflower Scent:
Gardenias with a whiff of mystery
Rose petals with a hint of admiration
Lily with a gentle wafting bloom of trust
Ball sweat with a tinge of dark musky ass
Death is not an Option:
Claim Chad Michael Murray's Boyflower
Give Chad Michael Murray a boyzillian