So bored, I apparently now type in a Southern dialect.
I was attacked by a plotbunny last night in the shower. Whilst I was NAKED. Didn't have anything to defend myself. Oh, it was terrible. It was one of those "memorize the lines and shower as fast as you can" plotbunnies.
It's also Sirius/Remus porn and teeters on the dark side. Dammit, I'm going to make it fall over.
I mean, this line: "You bloody shuffle one more time and I'll shuffle you off the mortal coil."
Yes, it's about dancing. And teh p0rn.
And yet, I am borrrrrrrrrrrrrrred.
Someone do something, anything. Read my insane drabble/drabblet post last night, if you haven't. Threaten to throw pie at me.